The Fat Cat

What I’ve learned from my cat:

Trips to the SPCA on Boxing Day are irresistible to two young boys who are used to cold-blooded fish and frogs

Multi-coloured cats leave white fur on black pants, black fur on white shirts

Calling a cat’s name only elicits a response near dinnertime

Neighbours who bring battered and bleeding cats to your door at dusk are to be revered forever for their generosity and humanity

A cat will always seek out and find a sunny spot, but is equally happy to share the space 

A ball of fluff can banish the loneliness caused by divorce and shared parenting

A cat’s purr can drown out the sound of waves crashing on the nearby beach

The vet’s threat of removing the ear of the world’s most beautiful cat will send me into a tailspin of grief, rivalled only by the act of amputation itself

If you’re wondering what that strange noise is, investigate, quickly

There is no need to photoshop out the tiny tattoo in a cat's ears unless you are selling her images on Unsplash - it's part of her history

A cat reveals no secrets, shares no conspiracies, and listens with a fortitude I wish on others

There is nothing as soft or sensuous or soothing as patting a freshly brushed cat

You will never regret investing in a good vacuum cleaner

Even fat cats require gaps of less than eight centimetres to squeeze their squishy bodies through

The weight of a cat on your feet or the heat in the small of your back will never beat a lover, but if possible, choose both.

 



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